flurle:

ejacutastic:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TEXT POST ALL MY LIFE

(via cocaxne)


8 hours ago // 718,394 notes
a-warriorsnightingale:

Just because..
-Hannah

hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

so u just take ur shirt and


10 hours ago // 34,455 notes

abihu:

Not all girls have vagina’s and not all boys have penises… deal with it. 

(via jettrose17)


10 hours ago // 13 notes
mydrunkkitchen:

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors


Let’s get the maker of that door in Ireland to come fix the economy. 

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

(via crepitate)


18 hours ago // 454,999 notes

katelynpossible:

tbh there are literally only like three people in the world who i can hang out with for more than four or five hours without wanting to strangle them

(Source: allisonargented, via blackened-by-sadness)


18 hours ago // 379,789 notes

envycamacho:

do you ever just get so zoned into your music that you forget that you’re staring at someone’s dick or that you’re walking in a crowded hallway or that life is real

(via blackened-by-sadness)


18 hours ago // 369,886 notes

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

(via perksofbeingshania)


18 hours ago // 292,272 notes